Top 20 Wifus

I'm going to be so incredibly bias and subjective in this blog that you'll literally have to resist flaming the comment section with corrections. Good luck even trying, because this list has been refined over the past 6 years into what is now the ultimate waifu list; good luck even trying to counter it. You could attempt to make your own list, but it's useless to even attempt such a feat. 

20. Fuyumi Ai

From bright and pastel colors to obvious Jojo references, OreShura is a rom-com for the average dank memester, and Fuyumi Ai is right in the center of the dang Daniels and Ugandan Knuckles. While Masuzu is an obvious candidate for being the best girl in the series, Fuyumi wins just by a small margin as the best. Why is that?
Fuyumi brings a completely new perspective of what it means to be a tsundere. There's absolutely no other character like her in the existence of anime. While she begins in the series as a loud and demanding tsundere, by the end of the series, it's hard to determine just what she is. Whenever she gets around Eita, she goes absolutely bonkers, as if she's on a constant high from getting an UR in her favorite gacha game. Ai Kayano does a fantastic job bringing out the best out of Fuyumi's character and anyone who's seen OreShura would say the same.

19. Ebina Nana

You'll notice a recurring trend amongst some of the waifus featured in this blog: pure sweet cuteness. Compared to the varying cast of odd himederes and epic hamster gamer imoutos, Ebina-chan is a soothing break from the chaos and randomness.
Fans online classify her as a 'cinnamon roll', which is a reasonable classification considering her shy attitude and constant blushing combined with her character being... stuffed with sweetness. Ebina-chan is a literal angel sent from the gods of anime to help us survive the cancer that was Umaru-chan. Thank you, Ebina-chan.

18. Hokuto

Most likely one of the most oldest waifu on this list, Hokuto won mine and the hearts of many other weebs when she debuted in the show known as Tokyo Ravens. Not much can be said about Hokuto as she only appears in the first three episodes of the show and talking too much about her would spoil the show. Regardless, Hokuto's amazing personality combined with the breathtaking character design of Tokyo Ravens results in a character that's easy to admire and fun to watch.

17. Kokoa Hoto

Aww yeah, it's ya girl Kokoa Hoto! With a name fitting to her personality, Kokoa is a personified cup of coffee that never stops but rather keeps you entertained until 2 in the afternoon when you realize that you're addicted and need her in order to survive.
Ayane Sakura's lively and adorable voice fits Kokoa perfectly and captures her ditsy and fun-loving personality perfectly. Dont even @ me with that Chino loli crap or Syaro (tho Syaro kinda cute tbh).
16. Satania Kurumizawa

Satania is easily the WORST WAIFU EVER to exist on this planet. However, since we're all weebs destined to go to the underworld, we might as well embrace our next almighty overlord. Maybe if we're lucky, she'll give us some of her melon pan.
Satania has earned a reputation as being an anime character that you either bully the heck out of or join the cause of protecting this beautiful creature. Her simple-mindedness and naughty antics are cute enough to make any grown man squeal, similar to how one would when a newborn puppy struggles to walk for the first time. Y'all bullies better prepare yourselves for when Satania hits puberty!

15. Aqua

Aqua is easily the WORST WAIFU EVER to exist in this GALAXY. Luckily, since she's a goddess and resides in either heaven or an isekai world, she's a respectable waifu for the classic weebs like you and me that dreams of being reincarnated as an inanimate object. Maybe a stove? A bookshelf? Oh, I got it: a nice bottle of beer, Aqua's favorite!
I strongly believe that Satania was highly influenced by this adorable goddess. Her uselessness rivals that of a Magikarp with an Everstone, but that's just more of a reason to protect and worship her as a member of the Axis Cult! I could talk about her amazing seiyuu, ridiculous magic capabilities and dat booty in a blog itself, but I'll leave you with a fun fact: did you know that her spherical hairpiece is actually modelled purposely after the chemical composition of H2O?
14. Toshino Kyouko

TOSHINO KYOUKO!!! There's no need to answer, it's a distinct fact that every anime fan wants a cute gf that loves anime, video games and reading manga. Luckily for you, Toshino Kyouko is all of the above mixed into a ball of energy ready to entertain you for hours. Just be sure to watch out for her lesbo buddy, Ayano.
Oh yeah, she's also a tomato. That's cool, I guess.

13. Koga Tomoe
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Koga is basically Yui Yuigahama but better. YOOOOOOO my mans went and said it. Yeah, I did and I'm confident with that statement because she's so freaking adorable. A lot lf her character is similar to Yui but has an extra bonus of an adorable accent that comes out when she's flustered or embarrassed. It's a shame that this angel is always outshined by Mai in all popularity polls. Well, Koga is a distinct example of how popularity doesnt necessarily define a good waifu and more often than not, just shows your trash taste *insert smug anime girl*.
Can we take a moment to realize that she's confirmed to only be 4'11" tall? She's such a tiny waifu that must be protected at all cost. She also got a thicc booty, which she's conscious about. Physical traits aside, Koga is a girl that just wants to be liked by everyone. If you end up marrying this waifu, maybe you'll actually make some friends for once.

12. Kaede Azusagawa
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YEAH BOIIIIIIIII I got two waifus from Bunnygirl Senpai! It was tough choosing between the two angles (intentional misspell), but Kaede just barely gets the upper hand at being the best girl. Why? Because she's a freaking panda imouto that must be protected, of course!
Kaede and her story of being cyber bullied adds an outlying edge to the series of Bunnygirl Senpai, which ultimately leads to an emotional rollercoaster in the last few episodes. Her shy and bashful personality is portrayed excellently by the voice actor of Hanayo from Love Live, which is a great fit for this panda imouto.

11. Akari Akaza

For the first time in the history of this list, Akari has surpassed Toshino Kyouko as the best girl of Yuru Yuri! Over the past couple of years, I've come to realize that hidden behind Akari's invisible personality, she's an adorable thang that just wants to be loved and appreciated. She literally doesnt do anything wrong and ends up being forgotten. Well, congratulations, Akari, you're now the best girl in Yuru Yuri!
But Brightning, isn't she 13 years-old?
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Some great characteristics of Akari's character are her hair buns that are a running gag as being detachable and can be used as weapons. She also has a catchphrase where after the weeb nation worldwide says "Akariiiiiiin~", she teleports in front of you and readies herself for cuddles. You tried it, didn't you? Well, you'll have to wait as she's busy cuddling with me at the moment.

10. Ayumi Otosaka

Ayumi is the greatest ketchup waifu to ever exist in the history of anime. Not only that, but can we take a moment to identify all of the character traits and vocal pics that she has? Okay, so she likes ketchup unconditionally, which goes into why she can only cook omelettes; she's anemic, which might have something to do with her love for ketchup; she falls into the category of your classic imouto figure, and can we also talk about the fact that she not only says desu but also nanodesu as well as gozaru? Ayumi has verbal tics out the wazoo.
All of these factors play into the reasons as to why she's my all-time favorite imouto character and why I love her so much as a waifu.
But Brightning, isn't she 12 years old?
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9. Iroha Isshiki

Iroha beats the competition in Oregairu as being the best girl. Yes, it amazes me as well that Ayane Sakura for once outshines Nao Touyama's role, but how can you not when you're character is such a naughty little devil?? Iroha is a sly fox that manipulates people to do her bidding. She's quite possibly the worst person to ever exist in anime ever. She'll whisper sweet nothings into your ear as if doing an ASMR video and then pretend like nothing happened the next day..
and loom so darn good doing it, too!
A large reason why Iroha is so lovable is her unknown qualities. With the way that she behaves, it's difficult to ascertain just where on the spectrum she lies with certain topics and subjects. Her mystery as a character serves as a challenge for the viewer as they try to peel the layers of this sweet-tasting onion to hopefully find that diamond that might lie inside. Definitely cannot wait to get more of the best kouhai in existence when Oregairu season 3 comes out this next year!

8. Shiki Ichinose

Here's a different waifu than what you'd normally expect: Shiki Ichinose is an aidoru from the series called The iDOLM@STER. Other than having small cameos within the series, she's not too prevalent in the anime, but man oh man does she stick out in the games and fanbase overall! Seriously, any song that Shiki touches turns into gold. Just put her in with a couple shots of her winking and sticking her tongue out with her uwu face and you'll be won over instantly.
With all of her cute defining characteristics, many fans might forget that Shiki is a chemist idol at heart. What on earth could that mean? Maybe she's really good at making paper mache volcanoes, or maybe she's the next protagonist on Breaking Bad: The Anime? All I know is that I know who to call when I need some brownies for a party!

7. Chika Fujiwara
Remember that one time earlier in this blog where I trashed people who had seasonal waifus? Me neither. Among other seasonal waifus, Chika stands out because she's MY seasonal waifu (yeet) and that gosh-forsaken dance. Seriously, if you're an anime fan and remotely follow dank anime memes, you know the Chika dance. You might know the dance. But do you know about her devoted love for her pet dog? How about the fact that she can't seem to play a game without cheating, if possible?
I actually made a blog a while back covering the strong points of Chika as a waifu and definitely recommend checking it out if you'd like more reasonings as to why she's this high on the list.

6. Eriri Sawamura

Users who follow me will start to recognize these big faces from my history of constantly talking about these wonderful blessings of 2D drawings of women. Speaking of drawings of 2D women, Eriri is a blond cutie who rocks the moe fang almost as gold as she rocks the pencil and paintbrush. When she's not being tsundere and kawaii af, she's drawing great drawings of anime girls... NAUGHTY anime girls. I can say that, right? I'll go ahead and say that.
I'll go right out and say that Eriri is the replacement for Michiru on this list. You cannot have two blond tsundere Morgan cuties so close to each other on the list. Not only that, but Saekano, the anime featuring Eriri, coming so soon after Grisaia was detrimental to Michiru, as Saekano was arguably the better anime and Eriri was just soooooooo cute!

5. Kosaki Onodera

Many years ago in anime fan history, there was a great waifu war the likes none have ever seen. In this war, friends were drafted by their own love for anime girls to dispute who was the best girl of Nisekoi. In this war, I was an avid follower of the way of Onodera. This was the most pure and righteous of the factions, as she and Raku both had crushes on each other early in the anime. If anime was real and Raku wasn't so much of a stupid loser, maybe Onodera wouldn't have been forgotten. Don't worry, Onodera, I haven't forgotten about you and your cute blushes, cute character design nor your amazing abilities at making sweets and being a magical girl.
The list as of now seems to put Nao Touyama as a popular second-best girl, which certainly isn't the case. Let me clarify that while I disliked Chitoge in the first season, she grew on me enough in the second season and the manga to become the second-best girl, much helped by her amazing voice actor. Onodera, on the other hand, was voiced by Kana Hanazawa and, in my opinion, this was the best role that Kana Hanazawa has ever performed in. In Naobuu's defense, it's difficult to counter that.

4. Rem
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Onodera and being apart of the classic trope as the girl that gets rejected sparked a chord in me that resulted in loving every childhood friend or best girl that ultimately gets rejected by the protagonist because of some mystical and overly-emphasized main girl. If you're the kind of monster that actually unironically goes for the main girl in an anime series, you seriously have some strings loose and should go see an anime doctor.
Rem is widely accepted as the best girl in ReZero. The reasons vary from her amazing capabilities of caring for those around her, her ABSOLUTE DEVOTION to Subaru, and great voice acting performed by Inori Minase. These reasons accumulate into creating the best girl of the series that people can never seem to remember the name of because of disrespectful memes.

3. Astolfo

Astolfo is a newer addition to this list since my two-year hiatus. After watching Fate/Apocrypha, it was easy for me to determine that Astolfo was the best character to ever grace the Fate franchise and my heart. No matter what others might say, Astolfo's pink hair, moe fang and bubbly personality leads me to love him. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that he's a guy?
The fact that he's a trap and has risen to become such a well-known trap amongst anime fans made me hasty at first to consider him as a waifu. However, before I am a waifu collector, I'm a dank memester at heart, and it's unavoidable to not enjoy the memes that follow Astolfo's popularity, especially the bean plushie. Having recently obtained a plushie and figure of Astolfo myself, my fondness of him has skyrocketed over the past few months. Maybe I'll start playing FGO and become an elitist.
If you're curious about my gradual descent into homosexuality caused by this sucker (pun intended), check out this bloggo .

2. Kizuna Ai
HAI DOMO VIRTUAL YOUTOOBA KIZUNA AI DESU!
From the moment I began watching her videos, Kizuna Ai has been a favorite of mine. Her air-headed personality and adorable voice combined with the memes made by fellow fans leave me continuing to fall into her fictional and computerized fingers. Other amazing qualities in her that I find entertaining are her facial expressions, self-awareness of being an artificial intelligence and lowkey egotistic outlook on life, considering herself as the best of the best (albeit jokingly).
As of lately, I've bought a lot of swag, such as figures and art featuring Kizuna Ai, falling even deeper into her spell. She's also recently been posting music videos and getting involved with the music industry becoming a real Kizuna Aidoru! She's quite literally becoming a better version of Hatsune Miku, and I have no problem with that.

Now the moment has finally arrived to show you all who is the all-time greatest waifu to ever exist in the history of waifu existence. This anime character has surpassed all expectations of what a waifu should exemplify and has amplified them one-hundredfold. If your beliefs of a good waifu have already been shaken considerably by this blog, I recommend leaving now while you still have some dignity. What you're about to see and read about is quite possibly a piece of heaven that has been given to us as a means of worshipping and adoring above all else.
You probably already know who it is anyways, let's just get right to it.

1. Hinata Hyuga
PSYCHE!
IT'S KAREN KUJOU BAYBEEEEEEE
What can be said about Karen Kujou that I've already talked about here , here or even here ? Let me just reiterate what was said many years ago:
Karen loves Japanese culture (freaking weeaboo. That's hot af) and often ends her broken Japanese speech with "Desu". Why do I love Karen so much? Though I absolutely ADORE her broken Japanese, I love her outgoing personality. A quality I'd like to have in a real life waifu is being able to laugh at anything, and be cute all the while. Karen's personality defines this expectation.
Karen is my inspiration. When I'm feeling down or depressed, Karen's upbeat and shining personality always makes me squeal (yes, squeal) in excitement. This applies to most other moe anime, but this is primarily the case for Karen. I'm pondering rewatching Kiniro Mosaic and writing down cute things Karen says and calling it the Holy Book of Karen . This copypasta from Reddit almost accurately captures my thoughts:
Her smile, I will protect her smile. I will FIGHT YOU for her smile, you will not hurt her smile. For you see, there are some things in life worth protecting, some things worth living for, some things worth dying for. A smile like Karen Kujou's can thaw the iciest of hearts, dispel the darkest of evils and win the mightiest of wars. THIS SMILE WILL BE THE THING THAT PULLS US FROM THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR, AND LEAD US TO THE PATH OF SALVATION. WARS WILL BE FOUGHT, PEOPLE WILL BE SAVED AND CIVILIZATIONS WILL PROSPER BECAUSE OF THIS SMILE. SO, FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO SHIELD THIS SMILE FROM ALL HARM THAT MAY COME TO IT, ALL DANGERS IT MAY POSSIBLY FACE AND GIVE MY LIFE FOR IT!
But Brightning, isn't she 17 years-old?
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Close enough.
So, what have you learned from this list? If you read it correctly and didn't have the characters featured above, you should feel really bad right now and reevaluate your life decisions. Don't agree with my list? Too bad. It's humanely impossible to make a better list than my GODLY taste in waifus. Give it a try, if you dare  :smirk:
Again feel free to comment your waifus below with a picture and I'll determine whether or not they're good.